[It takes so long for Beatrix to contact him again, Satoru thinks she's moved on to other matters. As a result, he's already gone off to annoy someone else, and his reply is therefore delayed...by two whole days! Hopefully Beatrix hasn't gotten into legal trouble yet.]
run away
[Not exactly a legal defense, technically speaking, but hey! It works. Sometimes! Maybe! Satoru has never personally tried that route but details.]
if you get caught, just say you didn't do it
[Deniability!]
or fight your way out of trouble
[She mentioned bootcamp — maybe she's strong enough? But most people aren't as powerful as Satoru and therefore would be at a disadvantage, so...]
whatever you do
don't tell them who taught you how
[The most important instruction! Satoru doesn't want more higher-ups on his back for not following rules perfectly, thank you very much.]
[ Two whole days later…...does she even remember what they were talking about? Thankfully, she has learned how to scroll up for conversations and remind herself of the previous topic at hand.
Except…...she reads his messages once. And then twice. Frowns to herself and then reads them a third time. ]
but i already do all those things and it never seems to work out
[Beatrix is bringing out Satoru's (relative) serious side. For all his antics, he does take his students' well-being seriously, and Beatrix is his student now (officially!). Maybe he can actually help! With real advice and everything!]
Beatrix has changed her mind, this weird Satoru Gojo guy is now her favorite person, she will die for him (and maybe also commit questionable crimes in his name). ]
pretty strong? sergeant ilsa always sends me out to the front because she knows i can take whatever's coming something to do with me getting stronger the more beat-up i get
[ #justgbfthings ]
i don't always think things through though so sometimes she has to send backup
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run away
[Not exactly a legal defense, technically speaking, but hey! It works. Sometimes! Maybe! Satoru has never personally tried that route but details.]
if you get caught, just say you didn't do it
[Deniability!]
or fight your way out of trouble
[She mentioned bootcamp — maybe she's strong enough? But most people aren't as powerful as Satoru and therefore would be at a disadvantage, so...]
whatever you do
don't tell them who taught you how
[The most important instruction! Satoru doesn't want more higher-ups on his back for not following rules perfectly, thank you very much.]
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Except…...she reads his messages once. And then twice. Frowns to herself and then reads them a third time. ]
but i already do all those things
and it never seems to work out
[ Maybe she's just not doing them right?? ]
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have you been in legal trouble before?
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[ wait ]
i don't think so
but've been in a lot of trouble before
maybe some of it was legal trouble
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what usually happens when you get in trouble
[Beatrix is bringing out Satoru's (relative) serious side. For all his antics, he does take his students' well-being seriously, and Beatrix is his student now (officially!). Maybe he can actually help! With real advice and everything!]
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vaseraga sighs at me and tells me to focus
sometimes zeta hits me
but i deserve it most of the time
[ Gojo can rest easy knowing that his student is just a walking disaster. ]
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being smacked around by their superiors
At least, he assumes those are her superiors...]
sounds like we need to work on making sure you don't get caught in the first place
[Legal defense is great and all but not being hassled by higher-ups is even better!
Which begs the question...]
how strong are you
[And how much stronger can you get! Because the key to getting away with things in life is being strong enough that no one wants to bother you.
(Never mind the fact that Satoru still gets smacked around by Yaga a little bit...that's only because he lets him!)]
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Beatrix has changed her mind, this weird Satoru Gojo guy is now her favorite person, she will die for him (and maybe also commit questionable crimes in his name). ]
pretty strong?
sergeant ilsa always sends me out to the front because she knows i can take whatever's coming
something to do with me getting stronger the more beat-up i get
[ #justgbfthings ]
i don't always think things through though so sometimes she has to send backup