[Duplicate them all, Beatrix! Satoru totally supports your duplication dreams.
But! There's still a point to all of this, so he's going to refocus her by saying:]
Now make the text disappear!
[He'll walk her through this with the secondary phone, just like he did the duplication, nice and slow, still oh-so-patiently guiding her. He uses markup to erase the survey text then waits for her to do the same...]
[ Wow, this really is like magic!! Creating things out of seemingly nothing, making text disappear....it's like a whole new world has been opened up to her. She nods along as she follows his instructions, her face a picture of excitement despite the fact that she's not focused on him. ]
Whoa....where'd you learn how to do this? It's so handy!
[ She will be illegally modifying all her documents from here on out, congrats on the monster you've created. ]
[Satoru is happy to support his new protégé in all her future illegal activities! As is evident by his wide grin as he pulls the phone back from the camera to get ready for the next step.]
I'm self-taught.
[It's a silly brag, but it's also true. Satoru masters pretty much everything he tries, which contributes to just how annoying he is.
He allows Beatrix a moment to enjoy her hard work, then moves on to the final step.]
All that's left is to add text. If you want to be perfect like me...
[He trails off to turn the phone screen toward the camera again, walking her through the final step by selecting the appropriate font and color and typing out a "perfect" survey result.]
[ Finally.....she can prove to the whole world that she is in fact perfect!!!!!
For how many stumbles the first step had taken, the remaining steps progress fairly smoothly, Beatrix finally unlocking her inner creative (or maybe inner criminal) to blast through the rest of her document wiping and recreating.
Soon, Gojo gets a message back that's basically a recreation of the image he'd sent her: imperfect.png ]
I did it!! Wow, that really was easier than I thought it would be. Thanks!! That was pretty cool, actually.
[ It's like she's completely forgotten that she dislikes him....amazing. ]
[See, Satoru is a great teacher! The best, even! Filled with great ideas, patience, and bad influence!]
Good work.
[Look, he even praises his students! Truly, he is the pinnacle of educational talent.]
Looks like you're ready for the big leagues.
[aka trolling her friends! Just like Satoru himself.]
As for your legal defense, the best thing to do is —
[Suddenly, the video feed cuts off. Were they disconnected? Did he hang up on purpose? Is the best defense when one is caught forging documents to simply disappear? A mystery...]
[ She is so ready to learn about legal defense, come at her!!
Because Beatrix is Beatrix, and gifted with an unfortunately small brain, she thinks the sudden black screen is all part of the learning process. So she waits….and waits…...and waits some more. Five minutes pass, and then ten, and then she thinks finally that hey, maybe this isn't how it's supposed to go? Hm. ]
hey you disappeared! what's the best legal defense thing to do??
[ Will he ever respond or will she be left alone to figure this one out all by herself….. ]
[It takes so long for Beatrix to contact him again, Satoru thinks she's moved on to other matters. As a result, he's already gone off to annoy someone else, and his reply is therefore delayed...by two whole days! Hopefully Beatrix hasn't gotten into legal trouble yet.]
run away
[Not exactly a legal defense, technically speaking, but hey! It works. Sometimes! Maybe! Satoru has never personally tried that route but details.]
if you get caught, just say you didn't do it
[Deniability!]
or fight your way out of trouble
[She mentioned bootcamp — maybe she's strong enough? But most people aren't as powerful as Satoru and therefore would be at a disadvantage, so...]
whatever you do
don't tell them who taught you how
[The most important instruction! Satoru doesn't want more higher-ups on his back for not following rules perfectly, thank you very much.]
[ Two whole days later…...does she even remember what they were talking about? Thankfully, she has learned how to scroll up for conversations and remind herself of the previous topic at hand.
Except…...she reads his messages once. And then twice. Frowns to herself and then reads them a third time. ]
but i already do all those things and it never seems to work out
[Beatrix is bringing out Satoru's (relative) serious side. For all his antics, he does take his students' well-being seriously, and Beatrix is his student now (officially!). Maybe he can actually help! With real advice and everything!]
Beatrix has changed her mind, this weird Satoru Gojo guy is now her favorite person, she will die for him (and maybe also commit questionable crimes in his name). ]
pretty strong? sergeant ilsa always sends me out to the front because she knows i can take whatever's coming something to do with me getting stronger the more beat-up i get
[ #justgbfthings ]
i don't always think things through though so sometimes she has to send backup
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[Duplicate them all, Beatrix! Satoru totally supports your duplication dreams.
But! There's still a point to all of this, so he's going to refocus her by saying:]
Now make the text disappear!
[He'll walk her through this with the secondary phone, just like he did the duplication, nice and slow, still oh-so-patiently guiding her. He uses markup to erase the survey text then waits for her to do the same...]
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Whoa....where'd you learn how to do this? It's so handy!
[ She will be illegally modifying all her documents from here on out, congrats on the monster you've created. ]
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I'm self-taught.
[It's a silly brag, but it's also true. Satoru masters pretty much everything he tries, which contributes to just how annoying he is.
He allows Beatrix a moment to enjoy her hard work, then moves on to the final step.]
All that's left is to add text. If you want to be perfect like me...
[He trails off to turn the phone screen toward the camera again, walking her through the final step by selecting the appropriate font and color and typing out a "perfect" survey result.]
Tada!
[And here we are again!]
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For how many stumbles the first step had taken, the remaining steps progress fairly smoothly, Beatrix finally unlocking her inner creative (or maybe inner criminal) to blast through the rest of her document wiping and recreating.
Soon, Gojo gets a message back that's basically a recreation of the image he'd sent her: imperfect.png ]
I did it!! Wow, that really was easier than I thought it would be. Thanks!! That was pretty cool, actually.
[ It's like she's completely forgotten that she dislikes him....amazing. ]
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Good work.
[Look, he even praises his students! Truly, he is the pinnacle of educational talent.]
Looks like you're ready for the big leagues.
[aka trolling her friends! Just like Satoru himself.]
As for your legal defense, the best thing to do is —
[Suddenly, the video feed cuts off. Were they disconnected? Did he hang up on purpose? Is the best defense when one is caught forging documents to simply disappear? A mystery...]
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Because Beatrix is Beatrix, and gifted with an unfortunately small brain, she thinks the sudden black screen is all part of the learning process. So she waits….and waits…...and waits some more. Five minutes pass, and then ten, and then she thinks finally that hey, maybe this isn't how it's supposed to go? Hm. ]
hey
you disappeared!
what's the best legal defense thing to do??
[ Will he ever respond or will she be left alone to figure this one out all by herself….. ]
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run away
[Not exactly a legal defense, technically speaking, but hey! It works. Sometimes! Maybe! Satoru has never personally tried that route but details.]
if you get caught, just say you didn't do it
[Deniability!]
or fight your way out of trouble
[She mentioned bootcamp — maybe she's strong enough? But most people aren't as powerful as Satoru and therefore would be at a disadvantage, so...]
whatever you do
don't tell them who taught you how
[The most important instruction! Satoru doesn't want more higher-ups on his back for not following rules perfectly, thank you very much.]
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Except…...she reads his messages once. And then twice. Frowns to herself and then reads them a third time. ]
but i already do all those things
and it never seems to work out
[ Maybe she's just not doing them right?? ]
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have you been in legal trouble before?
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[ wait ]
i don't think so
but've been in a lot of trouble before
maybe some of it was legal trouble
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what usually happens when you get in trouble
[Beatrix is bringing out Satoru's (relative) serious side. For all his antics, he does take his students' well-being seriously, and Beatrix is his student now (officially!). Maybe he can actually help! With real advice and everything!]
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vaseraga sighs at me and tells me to focus
sometimes zeta hits me
but i deserve it most of the time
[ Gojo can rest easy knowing that his student is just a walking disaster. ]
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being smacked around by their superiors
At least, he assumes those are her superiors...]
sounds like we need to work on making sure you don't get caught in the first place
[Legal defense is great and all but not being hassled by higher-ups is even better!
Which begs the question...]
how strong are you
[And how much stronger can you get! Because the key to getting away with things in life is being strong enough that no one wants to bother you.
(Never mind the fact that Satoru still gets smacked around by Yaga a little bit...that's only because he lets him!)]
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Beatrix has changed her mind, this weird Satoru Gojo guy is now her favorite person, she will die for him (and maybe also commit questionable crimes in his name). ]
pretty strong?
sergeant ilsa always sends me out to the front because she knows i can take whatever's coming
something to do with me getting stronger the more beat-up i get
[ #justgbfthings ]
i don't always think things through though so sometimes she has to send backup